Naturally, it all becomes an overnight sensation. It begins on the Wednesday and is over in a night.
Word soon reaches Daniel of his infamy. Rather than confront Chuck face-to-face, he instead chooses to cash in on his celebrity. He buys a bus with a gormless, smiling face on the front, and replaces the legend "Wee Happy Bus", with "Daniel Reality Tour". Patrons are invited to take a tour of the sites that Chuck mentions in his articles, with a guided tour by none other than the whey-faced hayseed himself.
The tour begins with lunch in a low-grade Kentucky-Fried restaurant. In imitation of the ungreat man himself, customers are invited to chew on a fat...
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