...a bona fide upstart, with a fungal growth on his top-bill. The Head Duck made the huge mistake of employing the fascist Duck of Lanarkshire. He goes around making. Some say his quack is worse than his bite. Some say ducks do not have teeth. But they are wrong. Apparently.
Third in line to the throne, is an affable duck. He's not going to take over the world, he's not descended from a crap spoon.
Our old friend, Tim Connery is next. He's what you would get if a turkey-baster were a piece of cutlery. Malodorous, maleficent, a pain. Let's see if I can find a descriptive word for every letter of the alphabet. Arse, bad breath, cu...
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