Marrakesh Express is the song which re-launched Secret Pastry as a separate website. It is our first departure from the theme of food. It tackles the grittier realm of drug use. Hopefully though, you will still find it funny. To the tune of The Divine Comedy's National Express, our favourite line in this song is either '(Marijuana, Marijuana)' or '(Failed urine test)'. By no means do we condone anything that is said in this song, apart from the piles.

Take the Marrakesh Express,
When your life's in a mess,
It'll give you piles.

The merchandise is dear:
Have a look at my gear,
From the strong to mild.

From the student who knows,
That to take a large dose,
Could be suicide.

To the dirty old man,
Who likes his cash in hand,
From his deals worldwide.

And ev'rybody sing...
(Marijuana, Marijuana.) Yeah!
(Marijuana, Marijuana.) Uh-huh!
(Marijuana, Marijuana.) Alright!
(Marijuana, Marijuana.) We're
(Marijuana, Marijuana.) Going
(Marijuana, Marijuana.) Where
(Marijuana, Marijuana.) The grass
(Marijuana, Marijuana.) Grows free.

The Marrakesh Express,
Helps you in your distress,
By selling skins and E.

It provides you with coke,
Heroin for a joke,
Acid in your tea?

But the taste can be vile,
If you don't wait a while,
Before eating cheese.

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!)

And it's hard to get by,
When you're stoned out your mind,
On some dodgy weed!

And ev'rybody sing...
(Marijuana, Marijuana.) Yeah!
(Marijuana, Marijuana.) Uh-huh!
(Marijuana, Marijuana.) Alright!
(Marijuana, Marijuana.) We're
(Marijuana, Marijuana.) Going
(Marijuana, Marijuana.) Where
(Marijuana, Marijuana.) The grass
(Marijuana, Marijuana.) Grows free-e-ee.

(The ship-) The shipment belongs to me.
(It belongs to me.)

When the filth are after you,
Don't just flush it down the loo.
Smoke a bit, and burn the rest:
Take a trip on
The Marrakesh Express.
The Marrakesh Express.
And get stoned.

(Failed urine test.)
(Failed urine test.)
(Failed urine test.)
(Failed urine test.)
(Failed urine test.)

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