Thee cards, flowers and chocolates from well-wishers are all very welcome, but there's something that I feel I should set straight:
At no point in my admittedly-prolific life thusfar did I write, star in, produce, direct, or fulfil the role of production apprentice for the BBC comedy, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
Which maybe my dear readers would realise, if they took time to read my lyrics to the popular punk-pathetique classic by Splodgenessabounds, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Please.
Cheers,
Derek.
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